croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important



oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreoofficial)



harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 



sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor



marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: marlborodiamonds)



thelostsoulsoffallenangels:

boo-tyluvr:

If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.



fightblr:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

bruh

HOLY SHIT!!!

compliment:

tries to look cute but fails





turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police